TOP TEN ITEMS TO SEND TO RUSH LIMBAUGH

TOP TEN ITEMS TO SEND TO RUSH LIMBAUGH
by Damon Fillman

Ever find yourself at odds with Rush Limbaugh's gaping mouth, the one that spits out a gaseous foam every time it opens? Well now's your chance to show 'em what your worth! And don't back down when him and Ann Coulter gang up on you, because getting pitted against an overweight mouth sore and a pile of bones is very easy to combat! The job is simple: send in one of the subsequent items to Mr. Limbaugh's radio station at P.O. Box 8120, Van Nuys, CA 91409, and wait for the blubbering vagina to mention it LIVE ON HIS RADIO BROADCAST. This is your chance to be famous, or at the very least, a target for the GOP's mob affiliates! So, instead of banging your head against the dashboard of your Scion xB (you liberal hippie), why not send something that Mr. Limbaugh will never forget!?

TOP TEN ITEMS TO SEND TO RUSH LIMBAUGH

10) The largest diet capsule you can find; not so he can lose weight, but so he can choke on it!

9) A naked photo of Robert Pattinson and a bottle of Vaseline.

8) An unwanted child that could have benefited from an abortion.

7) A real history of the U.S., one that isn't polluted with communist conspiracies!

6) An invitation to Worthville, Kentucky, a soaring metropolis with a population of 215, a place where Mr. Limbaugh can roam free and call anyone he likes a liberal retard!

5) Ted Haggard's gag ball which he used on many of his male escorts!

4) A photo of Jesus Christ aiding the poor.

3) A description of the Tea Party's real hobby: Teabagging.

2) Nodar Kumaritashvili's luge sled, propped up and ready to go!

1) A bottle of Oxycontin.